trillow:

"hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-" "haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE"

i am three years behind in my math homework

krocatoo:

Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.

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european:

ordering food is so stressful

notwifi:

um hi, my friend wants to know if you think im hot

joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

clannyphantom:

What doesn’t kill me should’ve tried harder

blackberryshawty:

crime_mob-ill_beat_yo_azz.mp3

pressing:

do u ever look at gorgeous people and just cry

or rich people and cry even harder

royalpunani:

if you don’t put your self worth in grades and physical looks/weight what are u supposed to put it in

fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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