snookidoughicecream:
having real life friends and internet friends
vocaroo:
wow i’m so picky for an ugly person
moominboy:
ur like a socialist utopia
no class
unflowered:
youre really hot thats why I can’t talk to you
shavingryansprivates:
now you’re just somebody that i stalk on facebook occasionally
iwritesinsnotfanfiction:
what if ke$ha had an evil british twin named ke£ha
300lbteen:
on average a person swallows four puppies a year while sleeping
