theyellowbrickroad:

why im single

snookidoughicecream:

having real life friends and internet friends

vocaroo:

wow i’m so picky for an ugly person

moominboy:

ur like a socialist utopia

no class

killself:

heatherlikesthisalot:

shoutout to my genetics

unflowered:

youre really hot thats why I can’t talk to you

shavingryansprivates:

now you’re just somebody that i stalk on facebook occasionally

iwritesinsnotfanfiction:

what if ke$ha had an evil british twin named ke£ha

anrdew:

ya

300lbteen:

on average a person swallows four puppies a year while sleeping