dopernose:

*Fox News voice* Was slavery really about race???

disowns:

honestly i hate when people try to sugar coat shit like if you don’t like me or don’t wanna hang or don’t wanna talk to me just fucking tell me don’t keep ignoring me and expect me to figure out the hint like that’s such a bitch ass move i’d rather hear it from you than be ignored 99% of the fucking time.

deanprincesster:

women: being a woman is hard

men: I thikn youre forgetting something: it is also hard to be a man. just letting you know that you forgot to mention that when you were talking about being a woman

I think we’ve officially reached that annoying time in the year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday, if you wear a sweater, you die from heatstroke.

raidioactive:

*texts back 3 weeks later* sorry I fell asleep

moonemoji:

[prank calls xkit guy] is ur refrigerator running ??? I love you

nicklugo:

Spanish is a beautiful language. You don’t say “I love you” in Spanish, you say “yo quiero comer culo” which translates to “you are the light of my life” which I think is one of the most beautiful things to say to someone

padalecki-party:

blackichigo1:

LMAOOO HAHAHA

this was the greatest joke I have ever heard

Date someone who is interested in you. I don’t mean someone who thinks you’re cute or funny. I mean someone who wants to know every insignificant detail about you. Someone who wants to read every word you write. Someone who wants hear every note of your favourite song, and watch every scene of your favourite movie. Someone wants to find every scar upon your body, and learn where each one came from. Someone who wants to know your favourite brand of toothpaste, and which quotes resonate deep inside your bones when you hear them. There is a difference between attraction and interest. Find the person who wants to learn every aspect of who you are, and hold onto them.

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yungkawaiinigga:

Can’t cheat on your girl with those big ass galaxy phones she like “who the fuck is Brianna?” reading over your shoulder from all the way on the 3rd floor.

worldpeaces:

if you ignore my texts i’ll just assume you hate me

Android user: My Galaxy S5 has 16 gb of RAM and a 16 megapixel camera. What does your shitty iPhone have?
iPhone user: Emojis
Android user: damn :/



Arctic Monkeys: Sandtrap

rain-force:

I’m 200% sure if I was rich I would be the happiest person of the world